Bobby Kennedy’s favourite quotation was “Some men see things as they are and ask why; I dream of things that never were and ask why not?”. So it must be for Grods regular Bruce, who only posits the biggest challenges resident in our society:

I think that young guys really need to stop focusing on trying to get laid.

Jessie Christie walked on water, Moses parted the Red Sea … and Bruce wants to stop young males thinking with their dicks. The gauntlet has been thrown down to Grods readers to provide more Herculean labours for Bruce to proclaim. The winner receives dinner with MK, an envelope containing Hap’s true identity and a lifetime supply of imported Queensland semi-colons.