Attaboy, David Kirk … you just carry on slashing your workforce and delivering Fairfax shareholders short-term dividends on an organisation whose reputation and long-term prospects you’re flushing down the shitter.

In the meantime, we’ll enjoy seeing more of this and this:

Cockhead.

GroupThinkFC, which An Onymous Lefty has ingeniously dubbed “The People’s Football Club”, played its second match last night and was annihilated by seven goals.

Now, at the risk of sounding like an apologist — but hey, some of my best friends are apologists — I’d just like to point out that we’re being prevented from playing at full strength by one significant factor: we still haven’t worked out how to play soccer.

Rest assured, though — once we’ve stopped picking up the ball and I’ve developed a better goal-defending strategy than this, the championship is more or less in the bag.