Men of Australia - don’t go cheating on this woman.

I walked into the lounge tonight and caught E Rogenous browsing the Hire A Hubby website. She immediately began stammering an explanation, but the damage was done.

I went into the shower so she and our son wouldn’t see my tears. After a while, with the water still on full, I sat down, wrapped my arms around my knees and gently rocked myself until the water ran cold.

Reaching out of the shower, I remembered that my towel wasn’t hanging on the towel rail because the towel rail is in the bottom drawer of the vanity, where it’s been for the best part of six months.

I think I might call Hire A Hubby tomorrow myself.