Let’s get it orrrrrrrrrn!!1!

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the ultimate showdown: iPhone 3G (as owned by Scott) vs. Blackberry 9000 Bold (as owned by Jeremy). Here’s how the competitors psyched themselves via email yesterday.
Scott: Got an iPhone, by the way…
Jeremy: I’m terribly terribly sorry for your news.
Scott: Your sarcasm doesn’t hide your jealousy.
Jeremy: I could have had one and deliberately chose this instead. (Sent via BlackBerry® from Vodafone)
Scott: Your false sincerity doesn’t hide your jealousy.
Jeremy: Yes, I desperately want a phone locked tight by apple.
Scott: Your false derision doesn’t hide your jealousy.
Jeremy: Your projections of jealousy don’t hide your secret doubts and the sinking feeling you’ve made a horrible, terrible mistake.
Scott: Your attempt to reverse the flow of accusations doesn’t hide your jealousy.
Jeremy: You win this round, gadget.
Scott: Your attempt at conceding defeat doesn’t hide your jealousy.
Jeremy: Your shameless refusal to withdraw from this silly exchange when a dignified exit is handed to you, doesn’t hide your inner torment at realising what an awful mistake you’ve made.
So now it’s over to you, dear GrodsReaders. The Fruit Battle will have two parts: a poll and a challenge.
The Poll
Who is the best human being, based on their phone?
The Challenge
Ask a question of Scott and Jeremy in comments today (e.g. Does your phone have an awesome Apple logo on the back?), and Scott and Jeremy will answer with a “yes” or “no” tomorrow (e.g. Scott: “yes”; Jeremy: “no”). Person with the most positive answers wins.