The Editor and I would like to announce we’re quitting our current lives to write a sitcom about “four bachelor guys and their crazy, hard-drinking, girl-chasing bachelor ways.”

And if you thought it couldn’t get any better, one of the guys is a talking beer.

And did we mention he’s sassy? And a millionaire? And then they all go to Rio for some reason.

It’s called “Last Ale Standing” and Channel 10 is believed to be possibly interested, but it might only be because they want their crockery back.