Got an email last night containing an interesting photograph.

Hi there Mr Editor,

I was at the ANZAC dawn service earlier this year and in between trying to act accordingly at such an event this tosser next to me going by the name of Steve was talking into his camera and recording himself during the last post. He did at least 100 takes and kept mentioning some wankers called Family First. He really pissed me off, and I mean really pissed me off and I was about give him a straight right to the jaw when my mild mannered friend suggested we take a photo of Stevo ruining the sounding of the last post. So we did. I have cut myself out of he photo… but suffice to say the look on my face spoke at least 200 takes.

Of course, Steve Fielding would never do anything like this.