grodscorp@grods.comLast words and actions
 | Posted by Scott on Wednesday 10 September 2008, 7:49 am Categories: Science Tags: Tags: JohnSurname, LargeHadronCollider, LastWords |
Some people say that the Large Hadron Collider is later today going to end the world by sucking the planet up its own arse. Most scientists say we’re perfectly safe, and Bruce is so confident the world’s not ending that he’s not having sex today. Not even a blow job.
But John Surname is not so sure. Even though he’s trying to look all casual by making lame jokes about giant krill and stuff, he has recorded his last words in this world for posterity just in case the world does end. And how fine the words are.
Seriously, U2, just fuck off.
So what will you do or say today to mark the end of the world?
