Compare and contrast

Posted by Scott on Tuesday 28 October 2008, 7:55 am
Categories: Blogosphere, Politics  Tags: Tags: , ,

Conservative blogger (sic), Dr (sic) John “TingTong” Ray, has dabbled with socialism for “research”.

As part of getting to know the extreme Left quite well, I also used to attend meetings in Brisbane of the Australia-Soviet friendship society.

Conservative blogger, Leon Bertrand QC, has dabbled with socialism for “research”.

I… often went out of my way to understand the views of others, including those of the extreme left. To the point where I actually once attended a meeting of the loony left fringe group Socialist Alternative.

I think I’m going to go along to a Young Liberals meeting. Just for research, mind.

Leon Bertrand QC: Photoshopper extrondinare

Posted by Scott on Wednesday 22 October 2008, 12:41 pm
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Remember the extrondinary (sic) pegging that Leon Bertrand QC gave the English language when he typed while excited? Well, check out the extrondinary (sic) pegging that LeBert’s now given graphic design when he Photoshopped while excited.

The prosecution rests, your honder

UPDATE: The (automatically generated from original title) URL of LeBert’s lame post that attempts to slap down John Surname is http://leonbertrand.blogspot.com/2008/10/compasion-love-switched-off.html. What the hell is “compasion love”?

Hot off the wires

Posted by Scott on Tuesday 9 September 2008, 10:00 pm
Categories: Blogosphere, Science  Tags: Tags: , ,

Scientists from around the world have gone into public relations overdrive in an attempt to allay public fears about tomorrow’s inaugural operation of the Leon Bertrand Collider (LBC). After decades of planning, construction and testing, the LBC will tomorrow accelerate negatively charged strawman particles to near-light speed, in counter-intuitive directions, and cause them to smash into each other at predetermined points around a 27km circular tunnel. A handful of rogue theorists have predicted that the collision of these strawman particles will result in the creation of microscopic irony black holes that will grow larger over time until they eventually cause the entire planet to implode.

“There is absolutely no concrete evidence that any irony black holes created in the LBC will exist for longer than a few nanoseconds,” said Dr Andrew Landerhall of the University Of Life. “It is mathematically impossible for irony black holes in the LBC to be of greater strength than the strawman particles used to create them — and they’re pretty fucken pissweak.”

– AP

Anagrammatic discovery

Posted by Ant Rogenous on Wednesday 3 September 2008, 8:55 pm
Categories: Blogosphere, Completely underwhelming, Mundane Blogs  Tags: Tags: ,

The word Bertrand contains the letters R, E, T, A, R and D.

I’ll be damned.

Schoolyard QC

Posted by Scott on Thursday 28 August 2008, 10:18 am
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I work in a school and I hear a lot of lame comebacks to lame taunting and lame name-calling, but in all the time I’ve spent out on yard duty and in the classroom I’ve never heard anything quite this lame. And for some reason I just knew that it was the kind of thing that only superlawyer Leon Bertrand QC (who’s been disgracing himself in this thread) would stoop to.

Leon, I’d pay good money to see you humiliate yourself in front of a judge by attempting to establish a case purely on generalisations.
Ant Rogenous | Homepage | 08.27.08 - 8:16 am

You don’t have any money.
Leon Bertrand | Homepage | 08.27.08 - 7:14 pm

“The prosecution rests, Your Honourness”

Rogenous: pwned.



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