The Editor is going to bust my balls for not writing something longer than 500 words, but we’re not all teachers, and we don’t have the time to sit around all day blogging.

Today, I bring you “How to get raped by a Mexican“, by Michael Cooper, an associate of the website A Western Heart.

In his informative article, he advises us that:

“The first thing to keep in mind is not to feel guilty. By now, at least 96% of the entire U.S. female population has been raped by a Mexican at one point in their lives. So there’s no need to feel ashamed or alone. After all, if you’re a woman (or young toddler) who prides herself on her “open minded cultural diversity” you probably already know that rape is part of the Mexican culture, and to decry it would only make you judgemental.”

Absolutely.

“[A]s sushi is a staple of Japanese culture, rape (and gang rape) is at the core of Mexican culture. Try to remeber this as you grit your teeth while lying on your back on a pile of broken glass.”

That’s, like, OMG, the most hysterical thing I’ve read. Or not.

Sadly, from glancing at the rest of Mr. Cooper’s site, he comes across as yet another low-income white man who bitches aimlessly because of the Lefty scum keeping him down.

Poor guy. He works hard, yet he has nothing. Votes Republican, yet his country is full of Mexicans who are better off than him. Why? It must be the stinkin’ pussy-footed liberals!

It’s hard to believe that some people actually think like this, but it’s okay because it’s satire.

For actual satire click here, or here.