grodscorp@grods.comMichael Slater
 | Posted by Scott on Thursday 4 January 2007, 12:41 pm Categories: The Ashes '06/07 Tags: Tags: bias, ChannelNine, commentary, cricket, MichaelSlater |
Shut the fuck up
1) I want you to comment on the cricket I am watching, not constantly refer to your own playing days
2) I hate cliches and metaphors but hate them even more when they’re mixed and mangled
3) I enjoy listening to calm and modulated voices, not incomprehensible screeching at the slightest hint of action
4) Your jokes are really, really, really, unfunny
5) I know the rest of the Channel Nine commentary team is horribly biased but at least they make a cursory effort to hide it
Any others, readers?
