Addicted To Oil
Posted by John Surname on Monday 23 June 2008, 4:35 pm Categories: Politics Tags: Tags: drugs, GeorgeWBush, oil |
I was surprised to find this line when reading an article about Bush’s oil fixation:
It’s as if our addict-in-chief is saying to us: “C’mon, guys, you know you want a little more of the good stuff. One more hit, baby. Just one more toke on the ole oil pipe. I promise, next year, we’ll all go straight. I’ll even put a wind turbine on my presidential library. But for now, give me one more pop from that drill, please, baby. Just one more transfusion of that sweet offshore crude.”
Um…what?
UPDATE: Try saying it out loud. Go on.
