There’s a story running on The Age’s website about a teacher who repeatedly screwed an underage student.

A Melbourne secondary school teacher had weekly sex with a student in a school darkroom, a Victorian court has been told.

Paul Anthony Segar, 50, of Mt Waverley, appeared in the County Court in Melbourne today charged with two counts of an indecent act with a child under the age of 16, four counts of sexual penetration with a child under 16 and four counts of sexual penetration with a child aged 16 to 17 whilst under his care and supervision.

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Oh dear. Poor old Fairfax-owned RSVP.

Took a photo of Napoleon frolicking in the flower bed last Sunday. Sent this cropped version to McBec at work just now to cheer her up.

Her response: He looks like a paedophile.