It’s that time of the week again for the GrodsTeam to gather in a Carlton bar and record a podcast that a handful of people might possibly listen to. And so it’s that time of the week again for you to send the funniest thing you’ve seen on the intertubes to grodsthink [at] grods [dot] com.

Get to it.

Earlier in the week GrodsCorp revealed that Sophie Mirabella had been awarded this year’s highly sought Capitalist of the Year award by Richmond’s most dedicated capitalist, Prodos. The ceremony will be held this Sunday and Ms Mirabella’s duties in Canberra will prevent her from attending so Prodos has attempted to console the disappointed hordes with a recorded phone interview.

The podcast begins with an introduction from Prodos’ wife (Sydney) on a phone in the other room.

Objective. Constructive. Creative. Welcome to Prodos Worldwide on the Solid Vox network. Discover the power of ideas at solidvox dot com. Ladies and gentlemen, we now cross to Melbourne, Australia…

(She actually means the next room in the house.)

…to bring you the solid vox with the biggest, the brainiest, the baaaadest, blockbusting, podcasting, powerhouse presenter (sharp intake of breath) on the planet (gasp for air). Kapow! Heeeeeeere’s Prodos!

It just goes even further downhill from there. After a stumbling intro from Prodos and a live read/sing of an “advertisement” (which was really some Ayn Rand propaganda and a plug for iloveprodos.com) from Sydney, Prodos finally introduces Sophie Mirabella. Here’s the topics he discusses with her.

Topics covered included…

* Why be a politician? To give a voice to the majority - who are under-represented and treated with contempt by the ruling left-wing elites.
* Journalists see themselves - and are significant players, influencing public debate. But overwhelmingly from a left-wing, collectivist position.
* Sophie Mirabella’s passion for policy development.
* How does a politician win votes and stay in power whilst not wrecking the country?
* The problem with bureaucratic advice, politicians absolving themselves or responsibility for consequences of bad policies. Politicians can lack the intellect to grasp policy consequences. Then there are the usual human flaws and failings.
* Corrupt politicians can last for ages, yet one who makes an innocent error is taken to the cleaners.
* Sophie has copped flak from the media, mainly because of ideological differences.
* Press gallery in Canberra as an “in club” who consider themselves participants (activists), not just reporters.
* Journalists bred by leftie/collectivist Universities.
* Lack of diversity of opinion across the media and academia.Media busily pushes left-wing barrows rather than examining facts.
* Sophie comments on her boycotting of Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s fraudulent Sorry Day event. Why didn’t more Liberal and National Party members join in?
* Predicts disastrous future effects on Australian Aborigines of the Rudd “Apology”.
* Issues: Anthropogenic Global Warming? The science is NOT settled. AGW, as a hysteria that’s taken on a life of its own. There are politicians on both who actually do not accept AGW, but go along with it, anyway. Scientists with alternative views being ignored.
* Issues: Carbon Tax, Carbon Emissions Trading: They stem from very flawed premises. Implementation will have adverse effects on economy and on industries. Sophie says of Emissions Trading: “It’s not something I would have instituted,” but believes it will now happen, and that she can not prevent it.
* Issues: The American alliance. America as the leader of the Free World. Most significant cornerstone of Australia’s foreign policy. Australia is a key ally. Despite Labor’s anti-American ranting and raving, they end up supporting the American Alliance. We are in the midst of a worldwide clash of cultures. United by a common hate - the United States - the left aligns itself with the “Islamo-fascists.”
* Disturbed by anti-Americanism amongst today’s youth.
* America’s great tradition of vigorous debate continues and is one of the most exciting aspects of America, in Sophie’s personal experience. Praise for American think tanks. When it comes to debate and discussion, no other nation compares to the USA. America stands out.
* Regarding Australian think tanks, Sophie Mirabella says there is “extraordinary room for improvement.”
* Issues: Israel. Strong supporter. Considers Israel a speck of light amongst the darkness. Israel as a very convenient whipping horse. The depth and scope of debate that occurs within Israel, isn’t found in neighboring states.
* Recommended reading and favorite political leaders. Ayn Rand, a favorite. Also: John Stuart Mill, Thomas Paine, Milton Friedman. Politicians: Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan.
* There are no heroes in politics.
* The shunning of non socialist or communist thinkers at University when Sophie was a student and activist.
* Issues: Flat tax? Supports a flatter taxer system. People are better able to decide how to spend their money, than government is.
* For limited, smaller government.
* Receiving the Melbourne Capitalism Award™ 2008 by Sydney Kendall.

Listen if you dare.

Yesterday I suggested that this week’s episode of GrodsThink would be online tomorrow and would be predominantly on the subject of the Blanchett Australia 2020 summit. Unfortunately it turns out that I was quoted out of context and I’d like to issue a clarification. The reality is that there won’t be a GrodsThink episode this week and I regret any misunderstanding that may have resulted from the incorrect reporting of my words.

You see, we normally record GrodsThink on Tuesday nights but had moved this week’s recording to tonight because I’m off to Cairns after work tomorrow. This arvo at 3pm Ant got in touch and said he had a headache or the consumption or something, Jeremy had previously expressed doubt at his ability to show up on time, and I was flat out at work and also feeling a bit flat and poorly. So we decided (between the three of us because J. Surname was uncontactable) that we’d kill this week’s episode and return refreshed next week. When I finally got Surname on the phone to tell him not to bother coming along he said not to worry because he didn’t even realise it was on.

This is the level of professionalism we’re talking about here, people.

Anyway, we do apologise to those listeners out there who enjoy the sound of smug leftists sitting around loving the sound of their own voices, but rest assured we’ll be back next week.

ps/- Our states of mind have nothing — absolutely nothing — to do with the fact that GroupthinkFC lost 18-0 yesterday morning.

The Editor, John Surname, Ant Rogenous, Jeremy Sear and Craig discuss:

* Brendan Nelson’s “vision” thing
* Mercy Ministries and Gloria Jeans
* Peter Garrett flip, flop and flapping
* Basil Brush is a racist bastard
* Andrew Bolt vs. Tim Blair in a naked GrodsThink cage fight to the death

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Step 1: Listen to this podcast (if you can — it’s pretty turgid stuff and is quite hard work) by Prodos on the topic of racism and racialism.

Step 2: Read this post by Prodos on the inferior “stone age” indigenous people of Australia.

Step 3: Listen to Prodos’ anti-Islam tune Under Sharia Law, or if you value your eardrums read the lyrics.

Step 4: Decide whether Prodos is a racist, a racialist, or neither. Give us your conclusions in comments.