Bronwyn Bishop, relishing the soapbox opportunity she’s been given (along with other politicians) at News Ltd’s The Punch, uses her first column to ridicule Kevin Rudd’s props in Parliament.

It’s supposed to be order in the House, but last week it was chaos in the House.

Why, because an inarticulate Prime Minister resorted to signs, pictures and placards to try and get his point across.

Because the opposition would never resort to using props to get its point across.

Kardboard Kevin looks more lifelike than True Tony

And Bronwyn would never resort to using prop hair.

Surely there’s a standing order against that