Faulty newspaper runs faulty story

Posted by Scott on Friday 19 September 2008, 12:12 pm
Categories: The Age  Tags: Tags: , ,

Little things go wrong all around the world, in all sorts of situations, every single day. Some are newsworthy but the vast majority are rather trivial.

For instance, sometimes commercial flights are delayed for a short time due to unforeseen circumstances. There might be a flight between Sydney and Christchurch that takes off less than two hours late due to a broken down tow truck and incorrectly secured baggage. Then the flight crew might chuck on some television entertainment to keep passengers occupied, and in the lamest of ironies they happen to play an episode of Fawlty Towers which features a character who bungles things.

All of this would be a bit annoying for the passengers, I’m sure, and it’s not exactly the best look for the airline, but is it newsworthy? Let alone headline worthy? Apparently The Age thinks “yes” on both counts.

After a series of blunders that kept one of its aircraft stranded on the tarmac for about two hours this morning, Qantas tried to calm passengers by screening an episode of Fawlty Towers.

“The irony was not lost on us,” said one passenger, Jock, who telephoned the Herald while waiting on the aircraft as it sat idle at Sydney airport this morning.

I hope I never meet “Jock” in real life because he sounds like a wanker. Imagine the kind of dipshit you’d have to be to call the newspaper to express your indignation that your plane has been delayed. Mind you, he’s exactly the class of braindead knob at which The Age seems to be pitching their newspaper (sic) these days.

Qantas are arse

Posted by Scott on Monday 3 December 2007, 7:53 am
Categories: Corporate stupidity, GrodsNews  Tags: Tags: , ,

McBec and I went to Sydney on the weekend to help my Dad celebrate his 60th birthday (happy birthday, Dad!) and thanks to the awesomeness of parents flew courtesy of Dad’s credit card. This meant that we boarded a Qantas plane for the first time in ages since our tightarseness usually means Virgin or Jetstar bookings.

On arrival at the terminal one first procures one’s boarding pass using Qantas’ trademarked QuickCheck (sic) machine before joining the bag drop line. No different to the other carriers except in one crucial area: Qantas had a whopping three surly staff members behind desks to deal with the massive line of bag dropping passengers. We arrived over an hour before our return flight from Sydney to Melbourne and I joined the queue in plenty of time but it took so long for the line to move that there was a “final call” for my flight before I’d even dropped my bag.

Then when we arrived back in Melbourne there was a long wait at the baggage collection area before two 767s worth of bags from Sydney and Perth were spewed onto the same carousel (despite two carousels being free just beside it) so 700 angry passengers attempted to elbow, spit and bite their way to the front.

Qantas are shite.



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