How cute is this: Andrew Bolt has adopted two of Tim Blair’s hilarious misspellings — global warmening and Traceeeee Hutchison.

Heavens, I can’t even type those words without chuckling. Oh you, Timmeh!

GrodsCorp understands Bolt’s collaboration is part of a wider Blair experiment in the controversial discipline of Comedic Rovenomics, whereby feeble catchphrases are believed to be rendered increasingly humorous by years (and years) of repetition.

There you have it — the only thing anyone in their right mind could possibly find amusing about Rove, and I’ve blown it.

On the plus side, I may have just saved you $44.90.

Anyone who pays money to see Rove McManus do stand-up at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival — presumably because they feel they don’t already see enough of him — wouldn’t know funny if it tickled them with an Ossie Ostrich arse-feather jammed into the business end of a Fleshlight.

There, I said it.