GrodsCorp » Scott http://www.grods.com Australia's leading blog that starts with 'G' and has nine letters in its name. Join us for a latte as we discuss politics, media, society and the internet. Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:00:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 I’m everywhere http://www.grods.com/post/6250/ http://www.grods.com/post/6250/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:35:01 +0000 Scott http://www.grods.com/?p=6250 Since I found myself in the dunny of a Thai restaurant last week, I’ve also found myself in the bathroom of my sister’s honeymoon suite at an expensive hotel (congratulations, sis!) and Andy Blume found me in the toilet at his work. Kinky.

Andy Blume’s work values its employees so much they splash out on single ply sandpaper

]]> http://www.grods.com/post/6250/feed/ 16 What a load of shit http://www.grods.com/post/6236/ http://www.grods.com/post/6236/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:58:23 +0000 Scott http://www.grods.com/?p=6236

I wiped a lot of arse to get where I am

]]> http://www.grods.com/post/6236/feed/ 10 Scott: pwned http://www.grods.com/post/6189/ http://www.grods.com/post/6189/#comments Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:00:16 +0000 Scott http://www.grods.com/?p=6189 I’ve spoken before about the inane comedy thrust upon passengers by Virgin Blue’s in-flight staff. I’m no fan, and I’m waaaay better than that comedy, so it was with terrible shame that I last night fell for one of the lame, scripted “jokes” on a flight from Melbourne to Brisbane.

Virgin Blue comedian: At the pointy end of the plane tonight is Captain Ernest Pickleheim, fresh out of flight school.

Scott (reading paper and only half paying attention, turning to Spykey): I’m not sure she should’ve said that.

Virgin Blue comedian: And joining him is Iain Bertrand, doing some work experience with us at the moment.

Scott (penny dropping, embarrassed flush rising on face): Fuck.

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]]> http://www.grods.com/post/5261/feed/ 16 Here’s to plenty more good times http://www.grods.com/post/4347/ http://www.grods.com/post/4347/#comments Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:01:15 +0000 Ant Rogenous http://www.grods.com/?p=4347 Sometimes you just have one of those years. One life-changing event has barely passed you by when another sneaks up and pegs you without so much as a romantic dinner or a lick of petroleum jelly.

Somehow, the best people among us — like The Editor, Scott — manage to carry on with dignity and the cracking sense of humour that drew us into their orbit in the first place.

In that sense, they’re pretty lucky. They can always count on things looking up sooner rather than later — and they’ll always have plenty of friends around to celebrate when they do.

So, from all of us here at GrodsCorp:

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