grodscorp@grods.com‘Govt to investigate faeces dessert claim’
 | Posted by Ant Rogenous on Sunday 26 October 2008, 7:52 pm Categories: Food, Sydney, Weird shit Tags: Tags: CoogeeBayHotel, fuckwits, GastroPub(LOL), headline, IceCream, NewsLtd, shit, TheAge |
Perfect headline, isn’t it? Politics, shit and sweets, all rolled up in one irresistible package, promising a tale that couldn’t possibly disappoint.
And it doesn’t.
The short version of the story, just in case any Andrew Bolt readers have stumbled by (we all know you imbeciles don’t bother reading links), is that a woman kicked up a fuss over seating at a pub function and was allegedly given a free bowl of poo-smeared ice cream as a “placatory gesture”.
I worked in the hospitality industry for many years and saw some horrendous things (and heard of worse) … but this despicable act would take the chocolates, so to speak.
Anyway, here’s the bit that really impressed me:
Ms Whyte said she realised something was amiss when she brought a spoonful to her lips and “the stench went through my nostrils”.
“I retched and spat it out into the napkin,” she told News Ltd.
Notice the missing sentence between those two? I imagine it went something like this:
“SO I TOOK A BITE ANYWAY…”
Fair. Fucking. Dinkum. What would have to have been on this woman’s ice cream to dissuade her from putting a spoonful into her gob?
