Sophie Mirabella’s baby is not a demon.

Uncle Prodos never misses an opportunity to spruik his t-shirts

The lovely, charming Sophie Mirabella has given birth to a girl. This is what the Daily Telegraph had to say about it:

In another twist to the Belinda Neal side of the saga, Liberal backbencher and Belinda Neal combatant Sophie Mirabella has had her baby - and it is not a demon.

My emphasis. Thanks for pointing that out, DT.

Fuckwits.

Earlier in the week GrodsCorp revealed that Sophie Mirabella had been awarded this year’s highly sought Capitalist of the Year award by Richmond’s most dedicated capitalist, Prodos. The ceremony will be held this Sunday and Ms Mirabella’s duties in Canberra will prevent her from attending so Prodos has attempted to console the disappointed hordes with a recorded phone interview.

The podcast begins with an introduction from Prodos’ wife (Sydney) on a phone in the other room.

Objective. Constructive. Creative. Welcome to Prodos Worldwide on the Solid Vox network. Discover the power of ideas at solidvox dot com. Ladies and gentlemen, we now cross to Melbourne, Australia…

(She actually means the next room in the house.)

…to bring you the solid vox with the biggest, the brainiest, the baaaadest, blockbusting, podcasting, powerhouse presenter (sharp intake of breath) on the planet (gasp for air). Kapow! Heeeeeeere’s Prodos!

It just goes even further downhill from there. After a stumbling intro from Prodos and a live read/sing of an “advertisement” (which was really some Ayn Rand propaganda and a plug for iloveprodos.com) from Sydney, Prodos finally introduces Sophie Mirabella. Here’s the topics he discusses with her.

Topics covered included…

* Why be a politician? To give a voice to the majority - who are under-represented and treated with contempt by the ruling left-wing elites.
* Journalists see themselves - and are significant players, influencing public debate. But overwhelmingly from a left-wing, collectivist position.
* Sophie Mirabella’s passion for policy development.
* How does a politician win votes and stay in power whilst not wrecking the country?
* The problem with bureaucratic advice, politicians absolving themselves or responsibility for consequences of bad policies. Politicians can lack the intellect to grasp policy consequences. Then there are the usual human flaws and failings.
* Corrupt politicians can last for ages, yet one who makes an innocent error is taken to the cleaners.
* Sophie has copped flak from the media, mainly because of ideological differences.
* Press gallery in Canberra as an “in club” who consider themselves participants (activists), not just reporters.
* Journalists bred by leftie/collectivist Universities.
* Lack of diversity of opinion across the media and academia.Media busily pushes left-wing barrows rather than examining facts.
* Sophie comments on her boycotting of Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s fraudulent Sorry Day event. Why didn’t more Liberal and National Party members join in?
* Predicts disastrous future effects on Australian Aborigines of the Rudd “Apology”.
* Issues: Anthropogenic Global Warming? The science is NOT settled. AGW, as a hysteria that’s taken on a life of its own. There are politicians on both who actually do not accept AGW, but go along with it, anyway. Scientists with alternative views being ignored.
* Issues: Carbon Tax, Carbon Emissions Trading: They stem from very flawed premises. Implementation will have adverse effects on economy and on industries. Sophie says of Emissions Trading: “It’s not something I would have instituted,” but believes it will now happen, and that she can not prevent it.
* Issues: The American alliance. America as the leader of the Free World. Most significant cornerstone of Australia’s foreign policy. Australia is a key ally. Despite Labor’s anti-American ranting and raving, they end up supporting the American Alliance. We are in the midst of a worldwide clash of cultures. United by a common hate - the United States - the left aligns itself with the “Islamo-fascists.”
* Disturbed by anti-Americanism amongst today’s youth.
* America’s great tradition of vigorous debate continues and is one of the most exciting aspects of America, in Sophie’s personal experience. Praise for American think tanks. When it comes to debate and discussion, no other nation compares to the USA. America stands out.
* Regarding Australian think tanks, Sophie Mirabella says there is “extraordinary room for improvement.”
* Issues: Israel. Strong supporter. Considers Israel a speck of light amongst the darkness. Israel as a very convenient whipping horse. The depth and scope of debate that occurs within Israel, isn’t found in neighboring states.
* Recommended reading and favorite political leaders. Ayn Rand, a favorite. Also: John Stuart Mill, Thomas Paine, Milton Friedman. Politicians: Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan.
* There are no heroes in politics.
* The shunning of non socialist or communist thinkers at University when Sophie was a student and activist.
* Issues: Flat tax? Supports a flatter taxer system. People are better able to decide how to spend their money, than government is.
* For limited, smaller government.
* Receiving the Melbourne Capitalism Award™ 2008 by Sydney Kendall.

Listen if you dare.

Each year in the lead up to the glorious International Capitalism Day (this coming Sunday, 1 June), everyday Australians and proud capitalists around the world wait anxiously for the announcement of the recipient of Prodos‘ Melbourne Capitalism Award. Previous winners include the Pentecostal Church minister, Danny Nalliah, who was charged with racial vilification (charges were later dropped), and figures from the Institute of Public Affairs, The H.R. Nicholls Society, and Brookes News. But this year Prodos has selected a Liberal politician who inspires Australians around the country and fights tirelessly for the rights of capitalists under this socialist Labor regime. Ladies and gentlemans, put your hands together for… Sophie Mirabella!

Melbourne’s Capitalist of the Year sitting on the right chair

If you — like me — can’t contain your excitement about Ms Mirabella’s amazing achievement you might like to pop along to the grand ceremony in an even grander venue planned this weekend to celebrate Sophie and capitalism.

We will be meeting for dining, drinking and general festivities at:

Venue: Don Mateos cafe restaurant
406 Bridge Road, Richmond
(next door to The Passion Fruit, opposite Reece Hardware)

Time: Starting at around 6.30 PM.

Unfortunately I’m busy (vacuuming the curtains) but if you manage to get there take some photos for us, will you?

Sophie Mirabella, the Liberal Party’s own jackboot jenny (pictured above at her wedding, along with the rest of the Munsters) is copping some heat from her own constituents in Indi, who aren’t happy at her boycott of Kevin Rudd’s apology to the ’stolen generations’. Today several hundred of them gathered in Wangaratta to offer their own ’sorry’, since their own local MP thinks it’s all just a bit of a big fib. The placards lampooning ‘Sieg Heil Sophe’ weren’t kind; her affection for applying lipstick with a hose seemed to attract particular attention, as did her lack of connection with her electorate (before moving to Indi, St Cath’s girl Sophie probably thought “the bush” was Studley Park or Eltham).

One geriatric supporter of Sophie rushed to her defence on Seven News:

“Did Hitler apologise? Did Germany apologise to the Jews for the Holocaust?!?”

Yes, several times actually.