If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em

Posted by Scott on Thursday 15 January 2009
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It’s simple, really. When a nation lowers itself to the moral level of teh terrorists in an effort to defeat teh terrorists, teh terrorists win.

The official in charge of the military commission process at Guantanamo Bay has become the first senior Bush Administration figure to publicly admit that a detainee was tortured.

And when barely-credible leaders of a barely-credible administration tell such brazen porkies, teh terrorists win a little bit more.

“The United States does not torture. It’s against our laws, and it’s against our values,” [President George] Bush asserted on September 6, 2006…

In an interview last week with the Weekly Standard, [Vice President Dick] Cheney said: “I think on the left wing of the Democratic Party, there are some people who believe that we really tortured.”

What is it with teh Left and their freedom-hating ways?

I am liking to watch

Posted by Ant Rogenous on Thursday 11 December 2008
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The recent terror attacks in Mumbai had me reaching for my Indian photo album, which I hadn’t opened up for some time. See, I was sure I’d taken a picture similar to that chilling photo of the deserted, bloodstained floor inside Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus, which flashed around the world early on in the siege. Turns out I had, kind of — albeit a particularly shit one.

But that’s not really the point of this post. While flicking through the pictures, I was reminded all over again what a weird and wonderful country India is — which was a welcome distraction amid the tales and images of carnage, and the fucking idiots who wasted no time in exploiting the tragedy to score cheap political points.

Anyway, this photo in particular made me laugh. It’s taken not far from Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus, and shows a young E Rogenous posing for a portrait while enduring the kind of hilariously shameless curiosity visitors to India attract at every turn:

I imagine a few conversations in offices around Mumbai’s financial district later that afternoon sounded something like this:

PRABHU:  What’d you get up to on your lunch break, Sanjay?

SANJAY:  Watched some white chick having her portrait drawn.

PRABHU:  …

SANJAY:  …

PRABHU:  … sweet.

Embarrassment aside, though, the portrait itself was worth every rupee.

As heard in Andrew Bolt’s office this morning

Posted by Ant Rogenous on Wednesday 18 June 2008
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“Hold all my calls, Bernard.

“Oh, and hand me my apologetics hat — it’s going to be a long day.”

Anti-anti-abortion rally: the movie

Posted by Ant Rogenous on Thursday 29 May 2008
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As you no doubt heard on the latest GrodsThink and read at teh hottest formerly anonymous barrister in Australia’s blog, the GrodsTeam and a handful of like-minded Leftists picketed East Melbourne’s Fertility Control Clinic to prevent anti-abortion terrorists from occupying their usual position out the front, where they harass patients of the clinic and passers-by with their passive-aggressive bigotry and propaganda.

Though the police kept the two groups separated for the duration of the protest, our presence in front of the clinic was a complete success: the bigots left, defeated, after about half an hour of non-violent confrontation and fiendishly clever chants. (I particularly enjoyed the subversive “we demand free 24-hour child care” one: take that, whichever side of the child-care debate you stand on … whoever you are!)

Anyway, that’s enough of my blathering. Pictures, after all, speak louder than words. But since no one took any particularly good photos of the event, we’ll have to make do with the next best thing: The Editor’s brilliant documentary.

Anyone not moved by this remarkable film is dead inside. And a git.

PS: Special thanks to GrodsCorp’s own General Bron, who did an outstanding job rallying the troops for this protest. Getting a ragtag bunch of booze-soaked Lefties out of bed and into the bitter Melbourne air before 10am on a Saturday — with nary a latte-stand in sight — is quite an achievement, but doing it all via email from Sydney is another matter. Awesome, awesome work.

So thanks again, Bron! And we’ll all see you down here for the next one.

Fuck tha US

Posted by John Surname on Sunday 9 March 2008
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Seriously, what’s up with this shit?

“The US Defence Department said today it is forbidding Google from filming and depicting in detail its military bases, after officials found precise imagery of a Texas base on the Google Maps website.”

How the hell are our Muslim brothers going to attack US military bases when they aren’t even allowed to have detailed maps of them? How is that fair?

I hate the US so much, I can’t wait for someone to just attack their military bases. It would totally serve them right because of what they did to Russia.

Fight the powah!

Mitigating factor?

Posted by Ant Rogenous on Tuesday 19 February 2008
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Some people will say anything to secure a more lenient sentence.

MEMBERS of a Melbourne-based terrorist group discussed killing John Howard while he was prime minister, the Victorian Supreme Court was told today.

Shame on them.

It’s becoming increasingly clear that when it comes to terrorism, weasel language is the way of the future. Last week The Man Of Steel and The Ghoul (ie. Philip Ruddock — thanks to joe2 in comments for the cool name) proved that torture is okay when you’re torturing potential terrorists because then it’s only “coercion”. Now it seems that being locked alone in a small concrete cell for 23 hours per day is not solitary confinement, but simply being blessed with a “single-occupancy cell”.

The campaign to paint Guantanamo Bay as a holiday resort is intensifying with right-wing commentators such as Tim Blair and Andrew Bolt so awestruck by inmates’ calorie intake and medical care I reckon they should check themselves in for an extended stay.

Aussie values are so superior to everyone else’s that we’re soon going to demand people sign up to them in order to get a tourist visa. There are the quintessential Aussie values like mateship, a fair go, low interest rates, relaxedness and comfortableness; but there are some other less obvious Aussie values like a respect for the sanctity of human life and for human rights. Or at least I’d hope that those would make it onto any self-respecting Aussie values checklist.

Some would argue that these represent our Way Of Life™.

You see, here in Australia we don’t sentence criminals to the death penalty no matter how terrible the crime. We don’t believe that the State has the right to take any life in retaliation for any crime. In Australia we don’t believe in torture, no matter how important the information potentially being held. We believe in fundamental human rights, including the right to freedom from State-sanctioned murder and inhuman interrogation.

But our leaders’ resolve crumbles in the face of that faceless threat: terrorism.

Our morally flexible Prime Minister calls for the death of Bali bombers yet appeals for clemency for Australian drug smugglers in Indonesia on the grounds that Australia is opposed to the death penalty.

Our morally flexible Prime Minister calls for the “coercive” use of sleep deprivation as long as it doesn’t cross the invisible and undefinable line into torture. This may or may not be related to the fact that this “coercion” has already been used on Australian citizens in American detention camps with Australia’s knowledge and implied consent.

Our fear of terrorism has created a social environment where our morally flexible Prime Minister (and others) can make statements like these with no discernible public backlash. The arguments of Howard and Amnesty International member Philip Ruddock recently seem to be: torture is okay if it’s used against terrorists, and then it’s “coercion”, not torture.

Oh, and speaking of Amnesty International, Phil:

Is sleep deprivation a form of torture?
Amnesty International calls on the USA and all governments to prohibit the use of sleep deprivation and any other forms of torture, or cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment as interrogation techniques.

It’s been noted many times before that if we let the terrorists (citizens of Terroristan, population: unknown) affect our Way Of Life™ they’ve won. If, in order to defend ourselves against the terrorists we begin to allow abuses of human rights that we formerly defended, we are fundamentally changing our Way Of Life™. Join the dots.

People like Andrew Bolt, upon reading this argument, would call me an “apologist” for the terrorists. They would say that my weakness in standing up to the forces of evil is what will let the terrorists win. But seriously, if in order to win we lower ourselves to the level of those we oppose, is our victory worth it?

From time-to-time during Howard’s reign there have been periods when my hatred of John Howard dulls. I mean, who can maintain the rage when the most prominent thing he’s said in two months is “I’ll donate $2000 to every motorist who converts to LPG”? But it’s times like these when the old feelings return. I’m ashamed of my country’s leadership.

People like Andrew Bolt, upon reading the above paragraph, would bemoan the “hate-riddled left and its politics of shame”. Andrew Bolt can fuck off.

On September 11 the slippery argument of whether Australia is safer or not after five years of “war on terror” was always going to pop up. John Howard says yes, we are safer and has called on Muslims to learn English, integrate, and denounce terrorism. Kim Beazley says no, we’re not safer and has called for tourists and immigrants to sign up to Australian values (”respect for each other, mateship, fairness, freedom and respect for our laws”), along with the teaching of Australian values to immigrant children in schools.

You see, if only all of them Muslims would become more like Steve Irwin everything would be okay and you could throw your fridge magnet out. Steve Irwin was so Australian he even died like an Australian. Does anybody else find this populist and xenophobic attitude offensive that “if only they were more like us, instead of more like them” our Way Of Life™ wouldn’t be threatened?

And what is this Way Of Life™ anyway?

But back to the point, and the superiority of Australians and Australian values. All Muslims should became Australian (because, you know, Muslim is a nationality, not a religion) because no Australian’s ever done anything contrary to our Way Of Life™ before.



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