I’ve got the Logies on here and I’m working, so not really watching it, however I’ll take time out to make some observations:

1. It’s shit.

2. Bindi Irwin ‘best new talent’?!? She’s about as new as the Internets.

3. Is that Mister G character singing about young girls dying from drug overdoses really that funny? The same two-bit celebs in the audience giggling at it will probably sneak into the lavs during the ad break, to dole out and snort up the booger-sugar.

4. There was a flashback to a previous Logies where apparently a snake bit Tim Webster on the left testicle. For once I was sorry to have missed something on the Logies.

5. Sam Newman was mentioned at one point and was heartily ‘boo-ed’. He’s currently as popular as tinea, though there are probably still women idiot enough to sleep with him.

6. The spike-haired twerp from Getaway made an error of fact when he suggested that Westlife would be looking for “hot chicks”. Westlife’s lead singer suggested he’d actually be looking for “hot men”. The spike-haired twerp from Getaway had better watch his back.

7. It’s still shit.