Bill in the States: “I smoked marijuana in college … but I didn’t inhale”

Malcolm in the Middle: “OK, I admit, I had a chuff of it too … aren’t I cool?”

Julia: “OK, I’ve taken the Weed Express stopping all stations to Highsville – is anyone surprised?”

Peter Garrett: “Get real, I was a rock star, I’ve had a ton of the shit”

Wayne: “Me too. Hell, I’m still on six bongs a day now, don’t you watch Question Time?”

Tony: “Even I’ve had a ‘half-hearted puff. But it was OK – I went to confession after’”

Kevin: “I’m not saying. But I did go to a club once… and there were ladies’ boobies”

Christopher: “I once ate a whole box of Pizza Shapes and stayed up after 11pm”
(Mum: “He’s such a good boy”)