Old mate Billybob was cruising a car forum the other day (he sure knows how to have fun, does Billybob), when he came across this scintillating thread about fuel consumption, featuring scintillating posts such as this.

Iouri (01-04-05, 11:05 AM)

GHIA RWD, 1Feb 2005, 2000km
City: MELBOURNE

Fuel: OPTIMAX

My drive: 8.5-9.5L on open road at 100km/h and 11-12L city drive (40km/h average)

My wife city drive takes more: 12-13.5 L/100km

Still awake? Luckily for those going to sleep, a lame troll drops into the thread to stir up some lame trouble.

fordless (01-04-05, 11:51 AM)

BS !!!

Whoa! Stand back and get ready to watch the FIREWORKS!!1!

Iouri (01-04-05, 11:52 AM)

Come and see!

Gauntlet thrown.

fordless (01-04-05, 11:58 AM)

Get a grasp of mathematics first and I will.

Gauntlet thrown back. Ready for the finishing move?

Iouri (01-04-05, 12:12 PM)

To Mr. Fordless:

After finishing Uni in USSR and spent 25years specializing in physics you better calm down or come and see the numbers. I can lend you a pencil.

Pwned.