GrodsReader Bruce has finally embraced the cult of the Fleshlight and written a lovely ditty to celebrate this amazing video movie.

Sung to the tune of…

The Lady with the Fleshlight Mouth

She has a humourous sex-toy
She uses while filming a shot,
when your topic is heading south,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth.

Dubbing in some shady lean-to,
or working with Fred somewhere,
if you’re looking for a lady with routh,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth.

Lube is required whenever she’s hired,
it’s applied just before the reel.
No doll can catch her, no latex will match her,
for her fake human feel.

One cheesy shot means another jipped sucker,
Has forked over their cash,
for a price, she’ll head down south,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth.

Her eye may be on your or me,
Who will she film?
We shall see. Oh yeah!

Lube is required whenever she’s hired,
it’s applied just before the reel.
No doll can catch her, no latex will match her,
for her fake human feel.

One cheesy shot means another jipped sucker,
Has forked over their cash,
If you want someone to head down south,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth

She has such routh
She’ll film down south
With her fleshlight mouth.

007 will come again return…

GrodsCorp’s Let’s Cook! With Craig videos have been going nuts on YouTube, having been featured on the front page and receiving thousands of views. There is an undeniable thirst out there for more Craig action but unfortunately I’m so busy at work at the moment that I just can’t spare the time required to produce Let’s Cook! episodes. Therefore I’m pleased to announce that the production of Let’s Cook! With Craig has been outsourced to a filmmaking couple called Fred and Sharon. Here’s their showreel.

Make sure you check out some of their other stuff. Especially this one.