Behold, the commercial cross-over that will compete for gongs in the ‘Most Obviously Greedy’ and ‘Most Ludicrously Concieved’ categories at a future advertising awards:

What. The. Hell. What should we expect next? The “Silence of the Lamb-Kebab”? The “Rambo Hambo”? “Harry Potter and the Half-Price Fries”? And what makes a Whopper ‘dark’ in the first place? Was it made from the flesh of a cow whose parents were gunned down in the backstreets of a shadowy dystopia? Was it bullied and isolated in the freezer by the other Whopper patties? Or was it just left too long on the grill by some indolent teenager?

There are no words.