GrodsCommenter Jack Dorf, completely unprovoked, brought the official Fleshlight forum to our attention the other day and fellow commenter Krypto wryly noted that it was time to reset the “days since Fleshlight mention” GrodsClock. So given that I can safely post this now without being accused of breaking the unofficial GrodsCorp Fleshlight ban, here is a gem I found one day at Yahoo Answers during an intertubes walkabout.

But the best bits are in the “other answers” section.

Firstly, this chick is offering her services as a researcher and she can’t even type “fleshlight” into a search engine. Secondly, she’s going to regret asking that question.

“Masturation”? Sounds kinky.

Awwww. This guy’s a SNAG. Always thinking of the laydeez.