Like a middle-aged man in a grey suit dressing in backward baseball cap and Converse sneakers, Fairfax is launching a totally radical website aimed at yoof aged 18-29.

Fairfax Digital is putting the finishing touches to the website, codenamed Kwerky, aimed at free-spending hedonists desperate to have their say.

To be launched within weeks, the website means to tap into a market Fairfax believes has been overlooked by social networking websites such as MySpace and Facebook which have focused solely on allowing users to create the content.

Kwerky will publish off-beat news stories, reviews and opinion on music, sport, fashion and entertainment but allow users to review the reviewers.

Awesome. Fairfax is going to re-publish wire stories about odd-spot events around the world along with brainless reviews about stuff that they think is fringe but will invariably be totally mainstream. Not even the, like, totally awesome name will cover for the crapness of the content. And review the reviewers? I can just see the Fairfax comment moderation team letting through a comment that says “this shit s fkn lame yr all a grp of cnts.”

But Fairfax has really done their research and they have buzzwords galore to describe what they’re trying to do.

Youth product manager Cinnamon Pollard…

Sorry to interrupt, but Cinnamon! Surely somebody’s taking the piss. Anyway, let’s continue.

…told staff its research had found that “identity seekers” - a segment of the 3.2 million 18-29 year olds - wanted their voices to be heard.

“They want to rate, vote and have their say. They want to gain recognition among their peers. Whatever we do we need to facilitate that,” she said.

Because “identity seeking” yoof are really going to seek their identity at a pathetic and try-hard mainstream media site. Say what you like about the illiterate, nihilist yoof of generation Z but they can smell bullshit a hundred kilometres away and this thing is going to stink like little else ever seen on the Australian intertubes.

But do you want to know the main reason I think “Kwerky” will go down like a balloon full of bullshit?

Classified ads for cars, property and jobs from Fairfax’s other websites will be run.

I’d kill to have been a fly on the wall of the board meetings where this arse of an idea was tossed around.

If Labor wins next weekend you can thank a teacher. That is, according to those fair and balanced patriots over at A Western Heart who have responded to a new poll.

“KEVIN Rudd maintains a “staggering” lead over John Howard among younger voters, who could also deliver Labor the scalps of Malcolm Turnbull and Joe Hockey.”

That’d be the yoof that’s been thoroughly indoctrinated by it’s Marxist teachers, that has little sense of history and a huge sense of entitlement. The same youth that’s completely unaware that the Libs removed an enormous national debt by good economic management. The youth that values novelty above content, that regards duty and service as a quaint relic that they can afford to ignore while they pursue the latest fads and trendy trivia. Government brought to you by the selfish and ignorant generation. Oh joy!

Although I’d hardly call myself Marxist I’ll gladly accept some of the responsibility for Rudd winning next Saturday if AWH insists.